Sleeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeep!!!
Abby has officially failed her Social Sleeping 101 course. We’re staying with Arrie and Jake this weekend, which means Abby should be sleeping in the Pack ‘n Play in the guest room with us. Here’s how last night went down:
8:05 p.m. 2 hours left til arrival and Abby is snoring in her carseat. Not a good sign.
10:00 p.m. Arrival! Abby wakes up while Daddy and Uncle Jake put the Pack ‘n Play together.
10:18 p.m. Abby goes down in the PnP. Mommy commences drinking.
12:03 a.m. Mommy and Daddy sneak into the room, silently get into jammies. Daddy turns on cell phone to find bed, we hear the sound of a toddler springing from a prone position to straight up and down.
12:15 a.m. “Abby, do you want to sleep in the bed with Mommy and Daddy?” “Yes, pwease!”
12:20 a.m. “Abby you must lie down right this second.” Abby lies down for 10 seconds then resumes turning over and over and over.
12:21 a.m. Abby continues turning around like Linda Blair’s head in the Exorcist.
2:20 a.m. A reawakened Abby and Mommy go to lie down on the couch so Daddy can sleep.
2:26 a.m. “Mommy, we go back to crib now?” Mommy gently places Abby in PnP.
2:30 a.m. “Mommy?? Mommy? I sleep in Mommy’s bed?” Bring Abby back into bed.
3:00 a.m. Consider simply putting pillow over Abby’s face because at least then she’d stop TURNING!!
5:00 a.m. “Mommy? Is time to play? I wanna play wif toys.”
6:45 a.m. “Mommy? Daddy? I wanna play wif toys. You get up ok?” “Abby when Mommy’s watch goes beep-beep in 10 minutes, you can get up.”
6:50 a.m. Oh for the love of GOD!!! Abby and Mommy get up, watch Wiggles, Abby eats breakfast.
8:20 a.m. Mommy tags Daddy out and snuggles under covers until everyone else wakes up.
We’re putting her in the dining room tonight. Not even kidding.
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