20 Facebook Status Updates I Haven’t Posted

From Filed Under Missylaneous

All day, I’ve had status updates going through my head. I haven’t actually posted them on Facebook, but I totally could have. They include:

1. Missy Goldwasser Carvin is thinking that shouldn’t have bought that industrial box of diapers. 2. Missy Goldwasser Carvin needs to stop making cookies. She also needs brown sugar.
3. Missy Goldwasser Carvin has too many good options for lunch. Curse you, good leftovers!
4. Missy Goldwasser Carvin really needs to get on top of her Christmas shopping.
5. Missy Goldwasser Carvin has not seen her motivation. If you could look for it under your couch cushions, she’d appreciate it.
6. Missy Goldwasser Carvin needs a Farmville harvester for her trees.
7. Missy Goldwasser Carvin needs to stop playing Farmville.
8. Missy Goldwasser Carvin needs to check on her Farmville farm.
9. Missy Goldwasser Carvin just created a THIRD Amazon account for the express purpose of Christmas lists. She feels this is excessive.
10. Missy Goldwasser Carvin loves dry erase markers. Just sayin’.
11. Missy Goldwasser Carvin really needs to clean her desk. Like whoa.
12. Missy Goldwasser Carvin likes speaking in the third person.
13. Missy Goldwasser Carvin Should really check her blog counter stats. And run the web reports. And… there’s something else, she’s sure.
14. Missy Goldwasser Carvin wonders why she is checking Facebook again if her Farmville pumpkins won’t be ready for several hours.
15. Missy Goldwasser Carvin just realized that she’s going to the theatre tonight! Which may impinge on Farmville crop harvesting.
16. Missy Goldwasser Carvin wonders how many girls will be at tomorrow’s meeting.
17. Missy Goldwasser Carvin could really go for some popcorn. And needs to add an air-popper to her Amazon wish list.
18. Missy Goldwasser Carvin wants to get back to her book.
19. Missy Goldwasser Carvin’s daughter may just be the cutest thing ever.
20. Missy Goldwasser Carvin is ready for a Thanksgiving break.