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Super-Villain in Training
[Actual discussion in the car on the way to school.]
Mama, let’s play Bolt. You be Bolt and I’ll be Dr. Calico.
Why do you want to be the bad guys so often?
I like dem, Mommy.
Abby, you always ask about the bad guys. Dr. Facilier, Dr. Calico, Maleficent…
Don’t forget Cruella, Mommy.
Right, Cruella. Do you want to be like them?
[Nodding] Mm-hm.
Do you want them all to come see you?
Mm-hm.
Are they part of your evil plans?
Mm-hm.
Do you want them to help you take over the world?
Mm-hm.
Allrightythen. Thanks for clearing that up for me.
I’ll put in a good word for you all when she’s a super-dictator bent on destroying the planet.
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What kind of bribes does she take? I’ll start stockpiling.
Villains are just more interesting!