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Scene: upstairs hallway at 6:00 a.m. [From downstairs] Mommy? I downstairs. Mmmmmph…? I getting a broom to sweep da sand outta my bed. Abby? Why is there sand in your bed? You know what? Mommy has to pee. You get started sweeping the sand. That’s a great idea. OK, Mommy. [Flush] Abby, now tell Mommy why there’s sand in your bed. Aaaaaaah!! [Sees [...] I know I’m a season behind, but bear with me. OH MY FRIGGING GOD I LOVE GLEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!! Sorry, outburst. This weekend, mom, Jonathan, Emily and I sat down to watch the episodes of Glee that were languishing on the DVR. I knew I wanted to watch the show, despite having missed the whole first season, but Brian [...] We had the wettest March on record here in NY. Thank the Lord above that our basement didn’t flood or anything wretched like that. We lost a couple trees in the storms (including on that’s IN the pond – the ducks kind of dig it, though) but none hit the house. And after all that [...] [Actual discussion in the car on the way to school.] Mama, let’s play Bolt. You be Bolt and I’ll be Dr. Calico. Why do you want to be the bad guys so often? I like dem, Mommy. Abby, you always ask about the bad guys. Dr. Facilier, Dr. Calico, Maleficent… Don’t forget Cruella, Mommy. Right, Cruella. Do you want to be [...] Mommy, you need to bring dis wif you to Chicago, oaky? Sure, Abby, what is it? Dis clown nose and da makeup. Of course. Why didn’t I think of that? *** Abby, where did those chicken nuggets come from? I made dem. Jan, did she make them? Yup. She took them out of the freezer, counted them out onto the plate, put them [...] Mom and I had a big presentation to give yesterday, so I ran out to the A&P at 9:00 in the morning. I may officially have a new shopping time! The store was almost devoid of other customers, so no one looked at me funny while I sang along to the music (which was rocking [...] You know how much I adore method, right? Well, it seems that Eric Ryan (one of method’s founders) has released this new little video, encouraging passage of the Household Product Labeling Acts. Much more talk about it here. First read about it here. OMG, this video is funny. Every Monday, I go to the supermarket and spend the entire trip narrating blog posts in my head. (Sad, I know.) So I had the idea of a semi-regular feature here at Filed Under Missylaneous: My Monday At A&P (MMAAP – which is pronounced just like “map” the way they say it on Dora the [...] From Filed Under Missylaneous All day, I’ve had status updates going through my head. I haven’t actually posted them on Facebook, but I totally could have. They include: 1. Missy Goldwasser Carvin is thinking that shouldn’t have bought that industrial box of diapers. 2. Missy Goldwasser Carvin needs to stop making cookies. She also needs brown sugar.3. [...] Hey look! A squirrel! Wanna go ride bikes?!? Oh wait, we were talking about something. Oh yeah! ADD, OCD, ABCD, H1N1 and all that jazz. I know I don’t officially have any of those diagnoses, but sometimes I feel like it. I’m just spazzy enough to have 15 and half projects going at a time, and [...] |
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